Tax the poor
by Craig Kurtz
They tried it, going door to door, but us well-
heeled can spare no more;
now since we run the government,
let’s tax the 99 percent;
we gave them votes and human rights
then they set our cash in their sights;
we gave them schools and libraries —
I say, these folks are hard to please;
the rich are very rightly vexed —
democracy, gad knows what’s next;
why always tax the very few,
the idle rich have feelings, too;
you give the poor healthcare, and then
they’ll want free homes, nine out of ten;
but craving all these luxuries
don’t mean that money grows on trees;
the rich are really sick of it,
so squeeze the hoi polloi a bit;
these paupers all want this and that,
so let’s tax them, right off the bat;
the deadbeats get most benefits —
so cough up, like good Soviets;
they’ve got a lot of nerve to think
I’d do without my yacht or mink;
why, I’ve worked hard for all I got —
try getting born in Camelot;
the good life’s not a sliding scale,
so get a job or go to jail;
they’re always saying ‘life ain’t fair’ —
just wait until they pay their share;
they’ll can their causes and slogans
and end up right Republicans;
let’s tax the poor, all in one lump,
then blame it all on Donald Trump.